Bier
(Berlin, date unknown)
"Max Skop"
I've always taken care to not leak excessive personal information online. This may well be the first search result about me.
My LinkedIn is turned off unless I'm actively applying to jobs. I'm on-and-off instagram, which I use to keep in touch with friends. I keep snapchat on my phone so I can give it to anyone who wants to exchange contacts but gives off a weird vibe.
I pay $12/yr for this site, which gives me cool looking email addresses. That's my life story. Please don't tell me you read this.